- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

You're welcome!

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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