- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

what's worst than being gay? being black

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

A women's opinion.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

what happens every day? People die

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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