Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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A white person at Harvard

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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Get in the car.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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whats long and green? weed

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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nipple

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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