- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

PSN IS UP

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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