Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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civil rights

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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One time I masturbated by myself

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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Tunechi

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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