knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Vagina.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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