What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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Neither have I

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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You

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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