- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

shammmm is a lesbian.

whats a dick a dick

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Flop dog

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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