- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Neither have I

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

You

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

A cow says moo and explodes.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??