- Anti Joke

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

whats good about poland... fukk all

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

i dont like chris

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.