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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

your mother hates you

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

That's what SHE said!

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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