- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

knock knock who's there aids

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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