Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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