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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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