The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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vaginas

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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