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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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