I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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