- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

Cripples are lame.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Jesus was a good guy

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Knock Knock opens the door

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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