- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

A Sloth runs...

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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