- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Knock knock. Come in.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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