- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

Knock knock. Racism.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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