- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

A man walks into a bar Ouch!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

knock knock who's there me i kill you

Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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