What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Guess What! HI!

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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The Detroit Lions

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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