A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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