- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

42, that is all

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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