Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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