Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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