Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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Im black

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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