Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Milkman! Milkman who? ....Timmy....I've been coming here for FOURTEEN YEARS! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME?!?! I drove your mom to the hospital when you were born since your father is such a deadbeat. I helped pick out your name!! I'm sorry I wasn't born into wealth like you. I'm sorry I have to go door to door handing out milk for other people! I have been coming here every week for FOURTEEN YEARS! But no Timmy, no, don't try to remember my name. Just forget about all the laughs we have had. Or that time i left my family on Christmas because your mother needed me to go find you that Turbo man doll. I saved you from a burning vehicle! I helped you win your third grade science fair! Remember? I have a picture of us and that robot right here in my wallet. I show it to people all the time! Here's me and my...my pal Timmy. Well Timmy, this is it. You shan't see me again.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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Black people

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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