What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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