Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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women's rights

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

Anti Joke

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