- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??