How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Grammer is very important

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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