Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

why is john so fat years of over eating

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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