Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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Women's Rights.

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Kathy Griffin.

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ass.

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