how did the man die he didnt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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Why did the book disappear?

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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Christians pornstars.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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