- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

Women's rights

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Dylan is gay

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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