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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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