- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

So. The gays. ...

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

elen degeneres is straight....

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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