I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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TELL

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Rick santorum

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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