The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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women's rights

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69

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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