What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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This is not a joke

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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charlie sheen losing

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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U mad?

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Bean.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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banana

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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Dylan is gay

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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