Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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This one sucks!

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

I have aids

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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