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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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