- Anti Joke

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

"knock knock" "Come in"

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

You see how lame this is?

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

acualy is dolan

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

you are a åsshole :)

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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The Anti Joke Book

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

"knock knock" "Come in"

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

You see how lame this is?

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

acualy is dolan

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

you are a åsshole :)

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400