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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

joke

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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