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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

this girl died

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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