- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

what happens every day? People die

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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