- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

President Donald Trump

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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