What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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Anti Joke

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