- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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