For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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What color is red paint? Red

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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whats a dick a dick

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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