Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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Knock knock Come in

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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