why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

What's big and white?

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

I hate black people. Because their black.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

What happened to Liam? He Died.

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

i have to pee out my ass.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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