2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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A man sat on a chair

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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Women.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Potassium? K.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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