"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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LOL May Wong

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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