- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

What killed the name cool? Coolio

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

What's 9+10? 19

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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