What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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