- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

We are lawyers

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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