- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

Why did i write this? I was bored

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Ron Paul for President!

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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