- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

A black person walks out of KFC

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

a man said hi.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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