- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

How much Is a free app on my market?

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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