[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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brandon ya twwat

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Womens Rights

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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