- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

This is a joke setup.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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