Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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