- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

a man said hi.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

poop

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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