Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

you know whats funny... nothing.

Womens' Rights

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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