- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

you lose.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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