Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Jake. Walsh.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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whats up fuch you bitch

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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