Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Harry Styles

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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