A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Harry Styles

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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