Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Why didn't he finish his

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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