- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

a pornstar comes early to a party

racism...deal with it!

antijoke is the best website.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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