What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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The Detroit Lions

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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A man buys a prius

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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