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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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