How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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racism...deal with it!

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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